January 2011
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To the Daily Express - Stop Press!
Britain revealed as multi-cultural country with a long history of invasion and conquest. In shocking news today, it was revealed by incredibly clever historians, that the ancient Briton no longer exists! It’s also claimed that they haven’t actually existed as a pure race for over a thousand years. These shocking revelations, that the sovereign people of this country, are in actual...
December 2010
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The New Year
Wisdom is carefully applied memory, which is where things get a bit scary when it comes to New Years celebrations.
The fact that I no longer wake up on New Years Day with a hangover the size of FInland could be attributed to being that little bit wiser.
I’m not a great fan of New Year celebrations. In years gone by, I recall a desperate scrabble to find the coolest venue - a near suicidal...