Britain revealed as multi-cultural country with a long history of invasion and conquest.

In shocking news today, it was revealed by incredibly clever historians, that the ancient Briton no longer exists!
It’s also claimed that they haven’t actually existed as a pure race for over a thousand years.

These shocking revelations, that the sovereign people of this country, are in actual fact, a diverse racially and culturally mixed society was received with dread by the editors at the Daily Express.

“This could ruin us!”

The Daily Mail were informed, that amongst others, the Italians, Germans, Danes and French had invaded our country over the years and had actually stayed and bred with our women!

To add insult to injury, these rotten invaders had also built loads of stuff all over our land and had infiltrated our culture with all sorts of foreign ideas.

The Daily Mail are said to be reconsidering thier recent xenophobic EU report in the light of these startling revelations.

One Daily Mail journalist is claimed to have stated “It’s almost as if we’re actually related to Europe - as if we may actually need them.”

Another is claimed to have said “We’ve got it all wrong - for years and years we’ve been touting our xenophobic approach to Britain, yet all along, we’ve been living in this multi-cultural society! How could we have been so wrong? I’ve recently found out that my family tree reveals I’m half German! Ye Gads!”